Is Whitney Houston the answer to world peace?

According to Osama Bin Laden's alleged former sex slave, the grand pupa of terror is obsessed with America's most famous crack ho, Whitney Houston.

You should definitely check out the full article in The Daily Mail where you will learn:

"He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.... He explained ... that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives...How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

So, here's what I'm thinking. Let's trade Whitney for world peace! Right? Ship her scrawny crack ass over to Bin Laden's cave and call a truce.

Man, I'm brilliant.